路边花草

 又是一个平静的日子，内裤爱好者八宝斋（永井一郎 饰）四面出击，惹得乱马（山口勝平 饰）、小茜、良牙（山寺宏一 饰）、珊璞（佐久間レイ 饰）等人纷纷加入进来，在镇上惹出巨大的骚动。正当众人闹得不可开交之时，一头裹挟着黑色杀气的大象突然袭来。它和美丽的主人向八宝斋发起攻击。与此同时，天空阴云密布，一艘巨船出现在空中。他们是来自中国内地寝昆仑的七福道神，这群神秘之人不仅抢走骑象少女带来的奥义经卷，还虏走了小茜。乱马一众不堪就范，决定启程前往中国……本片根据高桥留美子的漫画《乱马1/2》改编，系该动画的剧场版第一部。

　　After a mysterious accident at a research camp on the Isle of Gran Manan, a CEO hires a team of blue-collar mercenaries to extract his daughter, a scientist working at the camp. Upon arrival, the team soon learns that not only is the island surrounded by a wormhole that causes time to reset every three days, but it's also crawling with hideous monsters. As they learn more about the nature of time, space, and the creatures on the island, they quickly realize that death may be the easiest way to escape the island.

探索现代浪漫的起起落落。