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　　Cineverse制作新版《平安夜，杀人夜》，计划于2025年底上院线。

　　小老鼠雷米在嗅觉方面有着无与伦比的天赋，不想过与垃圾堆为伴的生活，心怀成为五星大厨的梦想。　　一个偶然的机会，他认识了古斯特餐厅的学徒林奎尼，这个倒霉的学徒生性害羞，在厨艺上更是没有什么天赋，并且遭到餐厅大厨的排挤，即将被解雇。这一人一鼠结成了奇特的联盟：雷米奉献自己极富创造力的大脑。操作林奎尼前台“表演”。　　在雷米的帮助下，林奎尼不但成为新的“天才厨师”，获得了美女同事的爱情，还挫败了大厨的阴谋，成为古斯特餐厅的合法继承人。突如起来的成功让林奎尼有些不知所措，想摆脱自己的傀儡身份，把雷米赶出了厨房。　　古斯特餐厅的成功，引起了苛刻的美食评论家科隆的注意，准备一尝林奎尼的手艺，重新为餐厅评定星级；而不甘失败的前大厨，蠢蠢欲动，想要找到林奎尼一夜成名的秘密。失去了雷米，林奎尼该如何面对这些问题……

　　全盲的FBI特別搜查官皆实广见（福山雅治 饰）被称为“终结一切案件的最后王牌”。他自日本研修返美后，警视厅搜查一课的护道心太朗（大泉洋 饰）前往美国受训，两人在华盛顿与纽约继续加深“无敌搭档”的默契。半年后心太朗归国，两人再次分隔两地。　　2025年，皆实因电视节目回到日本，却遭遇电视台被全副武装的恐怖分子占领。他与主播播摩美咲（松本若菜 饰）、首相五之桥义实（吉田钢太郎 饰）等人被劫持，对方威胁若拿不出10亿美元赎金，将在东京引爆炸弹，引爆前所未有的危机。得知皆实被囚的心太朗火速赶往现场，却发现负责接待皆实的佐久良（吉田羊 饰）已隐藏在内部——一场跨国搭档再度携手的极限救援正式拉开序幕。

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.